Ewww...

Warning: If you have a problem reading about bodily fluids, do not continue.





4:35 PM. Simon: I have to poop! Take me outside. NOW. Syed: Hang on - I have to put you on your leash. Simon: DID YOU NOT HEAR ME???? I said 'NOW.'

4:36 PM. Syed: Okay, go outside buddy. Simon: Okay, doormat is far enough outside for me. I'll poop here. Ha.

4:41 PM. Charlie: I'm not feeling so good, guys. I think I ate something...

4:43 PM. Charlie: Must Puke Now. On your carpet.

4:45 PM. Charlie: There's more coming. It's on your wood floor. Really shouldn't have had kibble and string cheese as a snack...

4:47 PM. Syed: Monica - Charlie puked!!! Monica: Okay, I'll clean it up.

4:48 PM. Monica: It's still a little warm - he must have just vomited. Charlie: Yep, a few minutes ago. Syed: I'm going to puke now...

4:53 PM. (Syed done dry-heaving) Monica: Do you want to buy a new rug? Syed: YES.

4:54 PM. Syed Brian: Why are the dogs getting all of the attention??? I can poop and spit up, too! I want in on the action. Syed: Monica, your son just pooped. Monica: Okay, I'll change his diaper.

4:56 PM. Diaper changed. Syed Brian: Look, Mom, I can spit up, too!!!! All over my clothes! Aren't you proud of me - I am just like Charlie!

4:57 PM. Lull in the action.

5:06 PM. Syed Brian: I'm not done yet - it's time for an encore!!! Dad, I'm going to spit up on you and me!

5:09 PM. Syed: When do we go on vacation? Monica: Apparently not soon enough.