Simon: I'm starting to think the little human might be okay. He can hold objects and move them. It's only a matter of time before he will cater to my unsatiable desire to play fetch!
Charlie: He also seems to be amazingly hungry...perhaps table scraps are only a few weeks away. The bottles aren't really that useful, in my opinion, as he doesn't have anything to give me to eat.
Simon: Have you noticed that he doesn't wake us up in the middle of the night anymore?
Charlie: Yes, he has finally figured out that we need our rest more than anything. The disruptions of our sleep when he makes funny noises do not enable us to be our normal,
charming, well-adjusted selves.
Simon: I know what you mean - I also need my rest to play fetch and then keep away from the big humans.
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