Did you hear the one about the mean mommy?

Syed Brian: I really, really love laying on my gym mat, playing with the rattle!

Charlie: He does that for hours...it must be fun, but I don't get it.

Monica: It's tummy time!!! Here we go!

Syed Brian: Noooooooooooooooo. Please, not again!!!!

Charlie: Big human, don't you ever learn - he hates this and it disrupts the peace. Simon is leaving me alone, he is not barking, and I'm enjoying my Saturday afternoon.

Syed Brian: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! If I do this for about a minute, she will turn me back over and I can go back to having fun.

Monica: You're doing great! Keep it up! Push up on your arms, you can do it!!!

Syed Brian: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! WAAAHHHHHH! What is taking so long! Usually she has turned me over by now. I'm starting to get really mad. WAAAHHHHHHHH.

Charlie: Hurry up - turn him over, I can't take it!

Monica: It's only been 2 minutes, hang in there! I love you - it's for your own good.

Simon: I really want to take my dingo bones and run away. I've had enough of this nonsense.

Syed Brian: I. Can't. Do. This.

Monica: Calm down - you're okay.

Charlie: Maybe he needs a kiss - I think I'll lick his leg - that will make him feel better and stop crying.

Syed Brian: AAAHHH. Wah. Wah. She doesn't love me anymore.

Monica: I love you.

Syed Brian: I guess I'll give up. Crying isn't working. She must love this evil form of torture called tummy time.

Monica: Okay, let's turn you over now that you're done crying!

Charlie: He's alive!!! I must lick him even more to show him how worried I am!

Syed Brian: I'm not going to look at you, Mom. Ever. You don't deserve my love. You left me on my tummy for 10 minutes. And I can't even roll over. You are the meanest mommy EVER!

Monica: It's okay, buddy - only another 10 minutes and we're done for the day!

Syed Brian: When do you leave for another business trip? I want to hang out with my dad. He's nice.